I'll spare you the details of the horrors of the terrible sizing and sky-high waists that basically offered built-in girdles. I'll also gloss over the fact that the pants are all cut for straight legged men and not women, much less women with actual-size hips and thighs.
I will, however, use this post to complain that the pants material is so stiff I'm pretty sure I've seen them walk themselves. They also don't breathe and actually, neither do I when I'm wearing them. The button up shirts are some other cheap material that's more bearable but still much too stiff. The worst is that the most comfortable of the shirts are the cotton t-shirts but they are navy blue, like the pants. Well, that's actually not true. They are also navy blue, but when worn with the pants, it's clear they are not the same navy blue at all.
There was a bright light at the end of the tunnel, though. After much despair and plenty of ordering, trying on and returning (of which I still have a little bit more to do, truth be told), I found something that has made it all worth it. I found my poplin coveralls. Oh yeah, baby. It's like one of those mechanic-type jumpsuits you expect to find at a Jiffy Lube, but I get the pleasure of sporting it to work. And it truly is a pleasure.

I really see no reason to wear anything else now. I just wear my jeans and uniform shirt and once I clock in and get into the break room, I slip into my poplin. It's like wearing a onesie. It's absolutely comfortable and also convenient for when I need to walk around the terminal or run an errand after work (I just slip it off on my way out and stuff it in my locker). I feel as if I'm wearing pajamas because I'm seriously that comfortable. The fact that rumor has it some members of management generally frown upon them makes them all the better.
Plus I can wear my poplin with my pink Rocket Dogs so I feel some semblance of personality still fights through the sea of uniforms that brand us property of the man.






